no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
Racist roommate quote of the night
"I don’t think black girls with really really dark skin tones should wear those neon yellow dresses. It’s just kind of ugly."
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE